I am better

I'm not going to do it.

I don't care if she's all dolled up.

I don't care if I've already reserved the tux for her.

Miranda...

...isn't worthy.

I am better than her.

I want to be with someone who wants to be with me. I will find her.

Or, not.

But I will not be spending New Year's Eve with a woman who is tolerating me.

Fuck her.

I invite you.

I won't be doing it.