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Get yours now!May 01, 2006 - 1:44 p.m.
As time goes on, I continue to be impressed by the degree to which people have invented a very practical god for themselves. I was following a black BMW X5 SUV on I-70 this morning, with the license plate GODGVEN. A sterner, more fear-inducing god would probably hand out bicycles, so I bet she's really glad that young black woman invented a god who hands out expensive imported cars. She'd look pretty silly out on the interstate with a bicycle. Speaking of practical, I found two dollars in the parking lot when I came back from lunch just now. I work with 14,000 of the most observant people on the face of the Earth, don't I?
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