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My Diaryland Trading Card
May. 03, 2004 - 1:49 pm
*Second Edition*
Diaryland Trading Card!
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People In Hell Want Icewater! |
Description: Rantings, musings and confessions of a 40-year-old guy who has a lot of sex and lives to tell about it.
Strengths: Durable, adaptable, loyal to friends, very smart.
Weaknesses: Easily seduced, prone to second-guessing, impatient with idiots.
Turn Ons: Dark hair over a white blouse, stocking-tops peeking out of a slit skirt, intense perfumes, t-strap pumps, being sung to, being hugged from behind.
Turn Offs: Women who pronounce the T in 'often', too-hip fashions, whiskey voices, har-de-har laughter, platform shoes.
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