a web.journal
|
||
newest shit ancient shit tell me shit look at my farking my podcast my profile about the title get your own read others recommend me
|
The honorable meDecember 30, 2005 - 8:11 p.m.
I am the world's biggest pussy. I went and picked up my tux tonight. Miranda called me this morning and said she was "going to be in gray." I love women in gray. I will vacuum the Volkswagen. I will go. I will look terrific. I will be genial, make good conversation, be considerate and gentlemanly. I will get a chaste kiss at midnight (picture June Allyson and James Stewart in The Glenn Miller Story). I will have served my purpose. I'll go home alone, take off the tux in the driveway so I don't get cat hair on it, go in, turn the heat up, pile cats on me, and think of better days. All week I've been emailing with a woman who sets my heart on its end like no woman since Melody... but she is dead-set on having babies. 2006 cannot come soon enough. 2005 is over.
| |
previous - next |