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"Fix the cigarette lighter"


July 06, 2005 - 5:27 p.m.

Nothing is more hilarious than someone telling you you have issues with 'anger management,' when the only time they interact with you, they do things calculated to make you angry.

It makes me think of the scene at the beginning of The Blues Brothers. Elwood picks up Jake at Joliet State Prison, Jake lights a cigarette and throws the car's cigarette lighter out the window, then says, "fix the cigarette lighter."


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