Strange VD

I had a whole bunch of disjointed dreams last night, and as usual, none of them included Penny. I have no idea what that meant. There were plenty of women in them, but no hint of Penny.

Oh, well.

For Christmas, she got me these flannel pajama bottoms (I never did ask where the top part went) and they have a tendency to shed. I woke up today and went into the shower, and my crotch had dark blue flannel fuzz all over it. I mean, all over it. It looked like some sort of mutant growth or some strange VD.

Next time, remind me to wash flannels before wearing them without underwear.