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October 11, 2011 | Yoink! | March 09, 2010 | - | February 21, 2009 | Just peeking in | September 03, 2008 | Looks like DL is dying out | June 24, 2008 | Yes, I talked some more | June 02, 2008 | OK, time to move on to the next stage | May 28, 2008 | Suckage | May 25, 2008 | Solvent for the old demons | May 23, 2008 | The plant pimp | May 20, 2008 | And now we're married | May 11, 2008 | Banishing it was easy | May 06, 2008 | Long-overdue update | April 21, 2008 | No fingerpainting | April 19, 2008 | A good disaster week | April 11, 2008 | That third entity in the relationship | April 10, 2008 | Hoooo.... | April 08, 2008 | New pills | March 30, 2008 | Into the camp of the enemy | March 29, 2008 | Catch-up-op | March 20, 2008 | Sickness and worry | March 12, 2008 | Dreams and stuff | March 04, 2008 | Of sick cats and cool shoes | February 29, 2008 | Worry | February 24, 2008 | Not as sympathetic as I might be | February 18, 2008 | A warning about the intarwebs | February 16, 2008 | Dirty overload, a new phone, and maybe a new site | February 10, 2008 | Female ejaculation again | February 04, 2008 | Football and wabbits | January 29, 2008 | Paying it fast-forward | January 28, 2008 | Zevon and the truth about dreams | January 25, 2008 | No readjustment period | January 23, 2008 | Imagine it | January 17, 2008 | Lookit the SIZE of that thing! | January 14, 2008 | The successor | January 10, 2008 | Yet another reason | January 07, 2008 | Job rant | January 02, 2008 | Lose them all | December 30, 2007 | Vanished | December 26, 2007 | SantaGus | December 21, 2007 | You can turn the valve off now | December 18, 2007 | Memoriam | December 17, 2007 | Just a broken leg | December 16, 2007 | Thank you | December 12, 2007 | Anita's Book of Days goes dark | December 11, 2007 | Math genius steals my lunch | December 07, 2007 | Everything breaks | November 30, 2007 | Depressive pain in the ass job | November 24, 2007 | Merge | November 21, 2007 | Cat drugs and unpopular interface tricks | November 16, 2007 | The manual | November 13, 2007 | E-Shit (again) | November 12, 2007 | Cat poop and Christmas | November 09, 2007 | No redneck bus tours, either... | October 31, 2007 | Fastest | October 28, 2007 | Blind | October 24, 2007 | Just stay where you are | October 22, 2007 | Things are devolving | October 20, 2007 | A full-on rant about Suzanne | October 15, 2007 | Eleven days | October 04, 2007 | His complete dildishness | September 28, 2007 | I wish | September 26, 2007 | Hearing that jingle | September 20, 2007 | The last day | September 17, 2007 | The fair | September 10, 2007 | Old fuck | September 04, 2007 | The relative importance of things | September 01, 2007 | Things that bug the shit out of me | August 30, 2007 | The chance to reinvent yourself | August 26, 2007 | And so it's done | August 20, 2007 | More about my father | August 18, 2007 | My father is ill | August 17, 2007 | A show for you to see | August 13, 2007 | She wore me out again | August 09, 2007 | What to worry about, and what not to | August 07, 2007 | The Fish Film lives and breathes again! | August 06, 2007 | The giant wabbit is here! | July 29, 2007 | We can has kitten! | July 24, 2007 | Some new language needed | July 21, 2007 | Learning and worrying | July 18, 2007 | Where we've been | July 09, 2007 | E-Shit, round IV | July 05, 2007 | Irony | July 02, 2007 | Good to be me | June 26, 2007 | Need your input | June 26, 2007 | Catching up | June 19, 2007 | Audrey is gone | June 10, 2007 | Small details are important | June 08, 2007 | Sad about being right | June 02, 2007 | There will be more | June 01, 2007 | Cheap fuel and cheap goddamn electronics! | May 29, 2007 | Spatial memory | May 28, 2007 | A guest | May 28, 2007 | Loss | May 27, 2007 | Just call me Fred | May 26, 2007 | Our Flemish overlords | May 24, 2007 | More video goodness | May 22, 2007 | Online dating, after a year on the outside | May 20, 2007 | Incredible size and incredible mileage | May 20, 2007 | Flaming about marketing | May 18, 2007 | Rattling sound is normal! | May 16, 2007 | Taxes, fees and dealer prep | May 15, 2007 | How we livin' | May 13, 2007 | I am incredibly lax | May 08, 2007 | Lots of money | May 04, 2007 | 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0 | May 04, 2007 | A steaming crock of shit, please... | April 30, 2007 | Fun fooling with technology, and the moon | April 24, 2007 | Computery stuff and wabbit video | April 22, 2007 | Sometimes, things do work | April 20, 2007 | Lots of code and lots of crap | April 16, 2007 | Shots in the wind | April 12, 2007 | Mr. Mouse, round 9 | April 11, 2007 | Rage, rabbits and AppleTV | April 07, 2007 | Silent | April 04, 2007 | The further adventures of Mr. Mouse | April 02, 2007 | Exciting tales of Mr. Mouse | March 28, 2007 | Dreams and driving and loudness | March 25, 2007 | It's all about sex | March 20, 2007 | Drink up, Shriners! | March 15, 2007 | A lot | March 08, 2007 | Fifty point six-five | March 06, 2007 | Scooter pies and oil | March 05, 2007 | You've got mail! | March 02, 2007 | Lots of money and lots of mouse entertainment | March 01, 2007 | Totaled | February 25, 2007 | No worry | February 20, 2007 | Ice and wabbits | February 16, 2007 | Ice | February 12, 2007 | Purchasing | February 07, 2007 | More awful things | February 06, 2007 | The second half | February 01, 2007 | I knew this once, now I know it again | January 29, 2007 | Losses | January 23, 2007 | Just to let you know I'm still here... | January 18, 2007 | Jeez, I need to sleep | January 15, 2007 | I am a Nazi | January 14, 2007 | A clean weekend | January 10, 2007 | A simple solution | January 08, 2007 | That was easy | January 04, 2007 | Random stuff | January 02, 2007 | A genuinely nice guy | January 01, 2007 | Much better | January 01, 2007 | Parades and football and fed up | December 29, 2006 | Saddam is dead. | December 29, 2006 | Back in the writing thing | December 25, 2006 | 25th | December 21, 2006 | Careful, this one's gross | December 21, 2006 | One of the lists | December 18, 2006 | My YouTube submission | December 15, 2006 | Your mailbox is empty | December 14, 2006 | Sometimes, the URL says everything | December 12, 2006 | Cheap plastic crap | December 06, 2006 | Some sleep, maybe | December 04, 2006 | Cleaning again | December 01, 2006 | I like George Winston, but only a couple of tracks, and this is one. | November 27, 2006 | OK, I'm back | November 19, 2006 | ...or not. | November 17, 2006 | It's over | November 14, 2006 | You're fired! | November 13, 2006 | A long weekend | November 08, 2006 | The day after | November 06, 2006 | Almost the day | November 03, 2006 | I'm out here, writing to you | November 02, 2006 | They'll be unemployed soon | November 01, 2006 | Yeah, I have a toxic customer | October 30, 2006 | Five-pound box of money | October 27, 2006 | Just plant soybeans | October 25, 2006 | Adventures in spam | October 23, 2006 | What about religion? | October 19, 2006 | "Oh, no, it's not going to be another Viet Nam." | October 17, 2006 | The stupidest of the day | October 16, 2006 | A weekend of nothing | October 12, 2006 | Zombie! | October 11, 2006 | Time to divest | October 10, 2006 | Hot for teacher | October 09, 2006 | Not even enough energy | October 06, 2006 | Rain and stuff | October 04, 2006 | Those wascal wepublicans! | October 04, 2006 | I hate her | October 03, 2006 | Cthulhu egg coveting | October 02, 2006 | Wabbits and deer | September 26, 2006 | Toxic waste disposal | September 25, 2006 | A public health warning | September 24, 2006 | Balance balances out | September 22, 2006 | People who misuse work email | September 20, 2006 | Bring back the nylons | September 18, 2006 | The whole horse | September 16, 2006 | Fixing stuff and getting fixed | September 13, 2006 | Lots of bullets | September 09, 2006 | Travel, and a MicroRant | September 07, 2006 | Happy berfday-to-ME | September 05, 2006 | You young kids! | September 04, 2006 | Sony no longer sucks, and New York doesn't, either | September 01, 2006 | Great taste! That's what mice like! | August 30, 2006 | I hate that stuff | August 28, 2006 | Knee-highs suck | August 27, 2006 | Is she really goin' out with him? | August 24, 2006 | I'll figure it out | August 23, 2006 | Whoosh | August 22, 2006 | Fuck you all | August 20, 2006 | More jerky | August 19, 2006 | Today's adventures | August 18, 2006 | One | August 17, 2006 | Age | August 16, 2006 | Jerky | August 14, 2006 | No brakes | August 11, 2006 | Chester's film | August 11, 2006 | Out too late | August 09, 2006 | A lotta shit in there... | August 08, 2006 | Orange | August 07, 2006 | Detached but interesting weekend | August 03, 2006 | Amazing mileage and avoiding scrutiny by old ladies | August 02, 2006 | Hotness | July 31, 2006 | No train wrecks for me! | July 26, 2006 | If only | July 23, 2006 | N... F... no flinching at all. | July 20, 2006 | Real estate crap | July 19, 2006 | Forward and backward | July 19, 2006 | I have a new car and a wacky girlfriend | July 17, 2006 | The weekend of sun | July 14, 2006 | Deliberately feeling like crap | July 12, 2006 | Horny dreams, diesels and identity | July 12, 2006 | Syd Barrett, 1946-2006 | July 10, 2006 | Fuck, fuck, fuck... | July 09, 2006 | Frustration about distance | July 06, 2006 | No sheep allowed | July 04, 2006 | Repaint them | July 03, 2006 | A challenge for you | July 02, 2006 | She should know, and dog vomit | June 28, 2006 | To rest | June 27, 2006 | My kitten is gone | June 26, 2006 | Today is... a soaker | June 24, 2006 | She's here | June 23, 2006 | Muscle and blood | June 22, 2006 | Boy, she makes my day sometimes | June 21, 2006 | Everything breaks | June 19, 2006 | - | June 15, 2006 | Playing with toys of all kinds | June 12, 2006 | My weekend | June 08, 2006 | Maybe I should ask her | June 06, 2006 | I went down to the crossroads | June 05, 2006 | I'll be impossible now | June 04, 2006 | And then it happens | June 02, 2006 | In motion | June 02, 2006 | The moment before | June 01, 2006 | Introduction | May 31, 2006 | Rain and the mystery woman | May 30, 2006 | The longest weekend | May 25, 2006 | Summer begins, sort of | May 23, 2006 | Multiplicity | May 21, 2006 | Back in Delaware | May 17, 2006 | History, English and Geography | May 15, 2006 | Yes, I still am one | May 15, 2006 | My motherfucking ass! | May 15, 2006 | Short rundown on my detoured Sunday | May 13, 2006 | Practicality | May 11, 2006 | Bed waves | May 11, 2006 | Randomology | May 09, 2006 | Interview clothes | May 08, 2006 | Are we? | May 06, 2006 | Short entry | May 06, 2006 | OMFG | May 05, 2006 | E*Turd | May 04, 2006 | Waste a week, waste an hour, what's the difference? | May 04, 2006 | Voicemail and the passage of time and fathers | May 02, 2006 | Not even thunder | May 01, 2006 | Get yours now! | May 01, 2006 | Power, time and turkey | April 26, 2006 | I have some balls | April 25, 2006 | Neither a chewer nor a fly-catcher be | April 24, 2006 | That Gus... | April 23, 2006 | Unexpected events | April 22, 2006 | It's really, really quiet... | April 22, 2006 | To know | April 21, 2006 | Learning about money | April 20, 2006 | Largeness and tiredness | April 18, 2006 | The 14 questions that could make my life simpler | April 18, 2006 | Wrung out | April 17, 2006 | An hour, wasted | April 16, 2006 | I learn new network stuff all the time | April 16, 2006 | Champagne and Junior Mints | April 14, 2006 | Late-night impulses driven by bad wine | April 12, 2006 | Snots | April 11, 2006 | Join me for a shower | April 11, 2006 | Hello, it's me... | April 10, 2006 | The night's adventures | April 08, 2006 | Saying it a lot lately | April 06, 2006 | Pretty good today | April 05, 2006 | Solutions and the people who pop them out of their asses | April 05, 2006 | You gotta love a woman who puts reindeer butts on the web | April 04, 2006 | Let's do it all again | April 04, 2006 | No tornadoes | April 03, 2006 | Possum poop! | April 03, 2006 | Save on long distance! | April 02, 2006 | Doritos, just in case | April 01, 2006 | Hiding little secrets | March 31, 2006 | Balls on parade | March 30, 2006 | Some of you will hate this | March 29, 2006 | Cat balls! | March 28, 2006 | They're like tribbles | March 27, 2006 | Blooming | March 26, 2006 | Goldfish | March 25, 2006 | See you around | March 25, 2006 | Martha, more than three and a half years later | March 23, 2006 | Not a canary | March 22, 2006 | It was dreadful | March 22, 2006 | We'll see about that | March 21, 2006 | Crackly crunch | March 20, 2006 | Sushi matchup and moron cats | March 20, 2006 | Professionals | March 18, 2006 | Cows, cats, ribs and marriage | March 18, 2006 | She was | March 15, 2006 | Reminding me | March 14, 2006 | Get it while it's hot | March 13, 2006 | Choking | March 12, 2006 | Move on | March 11, 2006 | Put water in the pan | March 11, 2006 | Not my fault | March 10, 2006 | Coal dust on my parts | March 09, 2006 | Blowing your wad | March 07, 2006 | Too late and a dollar short | March 06, 2006 | Tico Tico | March 06, 2006 | Before they made up the word "blog" | March 05, 2006 | Emotional arson | March 05, 2006 | I knew | March 02, 2006 | Fate has found me out | March 01, 2006 | Chapter 221, in which I beat myself up very, very thoroughly | February 28, 2006 | With the lights on | February 27, 2006 | No one you know has ever said this | February 26, 2006 | Good things and maybe-good things | February 24, 2006 | Phone home! | February 23, 2006 | Never with Melody, always with rhythm... | February 21, 2006 | The rundown you've been waiting for (or not) | February 18, 2006 | And just when I thought things had settled down... | February 16, 2006 | Your job | February 16, 2006 | Going home to check the roof | February 15, 2006 | I am not Edgar Cayce by any means | February 15, 2006 | Past the edge | February 12, 2006 | Chewed gum | February 12, 2006 | Snow flashbacks | February 10, 2006 | I've been holding out on you | February 08, 2006 | Adventures in time analysis | February 07, 2006 | My letter to Alison | February 05, 2006 | As long as I still have bleach | February 03, 2006 | A little longer | February 03, 2006 | You love me? | February 01, 2006 | Cleaning and sickness | February 01, 2006 | It's kinda important that they're not married | January 30, 2006 | Cleanup crew | January 29, 2006 | The iBook is sick | January 28, 2006 | Where's the manual? | January 27, 2006 | Past it now | January 26, 2006 | I'm not gone, really | January 21, 2006 | On the road - St. George, SC | January 19, 2006 | A new girl | January 17, 2006 | Discord in hair expectations | January 15, 2006 | Throw | January 15, 2006 | I had a farm in Africa | January 14, 2006 | The island | January 13, 2006 | Cats and hair - adoption help needed! | January 13, 2006 | I am | January 11, 2006 | Reversal of the stuff | January 10, 2006 | Free stuff can't go to waste | January 09, 2006 | Inside the mind | January 08, 2006 | Time to think | January 06, 2006 | Quoting Jim Croce | January 05, 2006 | Email styles of women | January 05, 2006 | I want, and she could | January 04, 2006 | Mr. Whipple, you rock ass | January 03, 2006 | Not cut off | January 02, 2006 | You already know | January 01, 2006 | Abs, and obsession | January 01, 2006 | I was mostly right | December 30, 2005 | The honorable me | December 30, 2005 | I am better | December 29, 2005 | Barbecue | December 28, 2005 | Under further review | December 27, 2005 | Margaret returns to domestic life | December 26, 2005 | Returning home (MY home) | December 25, 2005 | Feeling amazingly huge | December 25, 2005 | Move ZIG | December 24, 2005 | Mele kalaeikimaka | December 23, 2005 | Lardasses | December 22, 2005 | Lugs. Stupid fucking lugs. | December 21, 2005 | Margaretpork | December 21, 2005 | Ah... | December 20, 2005 | The one I loved so well | December 19, 2005 | Remembering birthdays | December 18, 2005 | I need your help! Survey time... | December 18, 2005 | Dangerously cheesy | December 17, 2005 | Dangling | December 16, 2005 | Taxes and ice | December 15, 2005 | Sucking hugely | December 13, 2005 | Talking 101 | December 13, 2005 | Writing and speaking | December 12, 2005 | I am starting to really worry about me | December 11, 2005 | Hold your head up | December 09, 2005 | Orange Crush | December 09, 2005 | The White Stuff | December 08, 2005 | Up and down | December 06, 2005 | Euphoria, sneezing, and things I notice about women | December 05, 2005 | People vanish | December 05, 2005 | Give me a BMT with everything | December 04, 2005 | Goodyear, the world leader in blimps | December 03, 2005 | Friends | December 03, 2005 | To see how it turns out | December 02, 2005 | Miranda returns | December 01, 2005 | Be glad | November 29, 2005 | Grrrr... | November 28, 2005 | Not yet | November 27, 2005 | The second date test: PASS | November 25, 2005 | Fierce | November 24, 2005 | Screw this "turkey" thing! (on the road from Sandusky, Ohio) | November 24, 2005 | Let's not stop going (on the road in Ohio) | November 23, 2005 | We're off on the road to Morocco... | November 22, 2005 | No one escapes the Black Hole! | November 21, 2005 | All... wound... UP??? | November 20, 2005 | Not for lack of concern | November 19, 2005 | It didn't show up | November 18, 2005 | I laugh, and I ogle | November 18, 2005 | Some things really work, and others... don't | November 17, 2005 | Best of luck | November 17, 2005 | The truly nice ones... | November 16, 2005 | Somebody to wake me up | November 15, 2005 | Getting out of the hole | November 15, 2005 | Asking for little things | November 13, 2005 | Nerf | November 11, 2005 | Some of us like it | November 10, 2005 | Not for first dates! | November 08, 2005 | Evil, evil | November 06, 2005 | Non-profit people | November 04, 2005 | 133 | November 02, 2005 | Pulling out of the dive | November 02, 2005 | Are you? | November 01, 2005 | Not for the Beltwaybahnen | October 28, 2005 | Tires, trees, and dog shit | October 27, 2005 | Where have you gone, Bobby Haldeman? | October 26, 2005 | Your tax dollars at work | October 25, 2005 | Small bird on the kitchen floor | October 23, 2005 | Something I noticed tonight | October 21, 2005 | I killed her | October 21, 2005 | In my bed, sediment | October 20, 2005 | Things just jump out at you sometimes | October 18, 2005 | Very hard to hope now | October 18, 2005 | Argh | October 16, 2005 | How hard should this be? | October 14, 2005 | In waking hours | October 13, 2005 | Misery guest, sign in, please! | October 13, 2005 | A place | October 12, 2005 | I thought they'd eaten them | October 11, 2005 | Minor drawback | October 11, 2005 | Cheese | October 10, 2005 | Alterna-chicks. Argh. | October 09, 2005 | Mercurial rain | October 06, 2005 | Cast your fate to the wind | October 05, 2005 | Les Paul is not getting younger | October 04, 2005 | It's Just A Hazard | October 03, 2005 | I bet Earthlink doesn't have these problems | October 03, 2005 | Not | October 01, 2005 | You kitten! | September 30, 2005 | War On The Stupid, a rerun from 1999 | September 27, 2005 | Nothing turns a woman off | September 27, 2005 | My eyes are green | September 25, 2005 | Porn: not evil, just boring | September 25, 2005 | Size and time | September 24, 2005 | No job interview | September 23, 2005 | Horrible self-consciousness, and a zillion hits | September 22, 2005 | My Role in the Beer Looter Dude meme | September 21, 2005 | Pretty damn handy | September 20, 2005 | Nefarious inventions that threaten our very society | September 19, 2005 | Choking | September 18, 2005 | Double reed. Yes, | September 18, 2005 | Cleaning everything | September 17, 2005 | I finally got my hug | September 15, 2005 | Changing in the car | September 15, 2005 | Long talk the way I like it | September 14, 2005 | Yellow lawn tractor | September 13, 2005 | This old cracker's land | September 12, 2005 | Addicted | September 10, 2005 | Face the face | September 09, 2005 | My WHAT? | September 08, 2005 | Out there somewhere | September 08, 2005 | Post-birthday review | September 06, 2005 | Strange realization about my DL readership | September 05, 2005 | Shedding | September 04, 2005 | Leftovers | September 04, 2005 | Cat toes as an internet hazard | September 02, 2005 | Not in weeks | September 01, 2005 | Breakdown of society | September 01, 2005 | Major Strasser has been shot | August 31, 2005 | This is gigantic, just gigantic | August 30, 2005 | I need someone to... | August 29, 2005 | Reconsidering Corelle | August 29, 2005 | Five | August 28, 2005 | Not Maryland, not even close | August 27, 2005 | - | August 26, 2005 | Clapping | August 25, 2005 | Take this short test | August 23, 2005 | Advice from your cat's dentist | August 22, 2005 | Waiting | August 22, 2005 | Things you will only hear in Maryland (part 1) | August 21, 2005 | Getting wet about Apple | August 19, 2005 | My small role in the Bill Knapp's bankruptcy | August 18, 2005 | Fooling with your PSP and fooling with their system | August 17, 2005 | An oldie-but-goodie | August 17, 2005 | Moving along | August 14, 2005 | I don't even know the words to it! | August 13, 2005 | Fuck this | August 11, 2005 | We suck | August 10, 2005 | Well, it's down to the wire | August 09, 2005 | Change in the winds | August 08, 2005 | Warning stickers on your expectations | August 07, 2005 | Setting the timer | August 05, 2005 | A minor triumph | August 05, 2005 | The possibility of nothing | August 03, 2005 | Suckage | August 02, 2005 | Maxed out | August 01, 2005 | Snowdrifts and dimwits | July 31, 2005 | No nightmares, yet... | July 28, 2005 | His real job, and a recap of last night | July 27, 2005 | She really did call | July 26, 2005 | So that's where they hide | July 24, 2005 | Deer and people who act like them | July 22, 2005 | Hot | July 21, 2005 | An exercise in destruction | July 20, 2005 | To the moon | July 17, 2005 | Reunification | July 10, 2005 | Three out of four, baby! | July 07, 2005 | Jeez, I hate him... | July 06, 2005 | "Fix the cigarette lighter" | July 06, 2005 | More reunionism | July 05, 2005 | Nine years ago today | July 03, 2005 | New Castle, Delaware | June 30, 2005 | Here's a business opportunity for somebody | June 29, 2005 | "...and the judge wasn't gonna look at the 27 8x10 color pictures..." | June 27, 2005 | "I put that envelope under the half-a-ton of garbage..." | June 26, 2005 | Space in one's life | June 22, 2005 | Grumpy for no damn reason | June 21, 2005 | Hatred for produce | June 21, 2005 | Talk | June 20, 2005 | Selling the miles on eBay | June 20, 2005 | Stuck | June 19, 2005 | You knew it had to happen eventually, right? | June 17, 2005 | Digging for change | June 16, 2005 | Claws and bad opera | June 15, 2005 | Is anyone really dating anymore? | June 14, 2005 | Dining is always a pleasure with cramps | June 14, 2005 | Note for my next life | June 13, 2005 | Life at 78rpm | June 10, 2005 | The weight | June 09, 2005 | Going on | June 08, 2005 | Little black dress | June 07, 2005 | Martyrs suck | June 06, 2005 | The big reset button | June 02, 2005 | Pinkness | May 31, 2005 | Mom's network, and I visit another planet | May 27, 2005 | Karmic balance in the barn | May 23, 2005 | If you're ever in Luray, VA... | May 19, 2005 | I need to not go looking | May 16, 2005 | People are different | May 13, 2005 | Mundane stuff | May 12, 2005 | What are the odds? | May 10, 2005 | Moo | May 03, 2005 | Deaf | April 21, 2005 | Chapter 453, in which I am a hardass | April 18, 2005 | Calves have reappeared, and the PSP | April 05, 2005 | Everybody's safe | March 31, 2005 | I wish I could | March 31, 2005 | Sick and tired | March 22, 2005 | Charlie Parker... forgive me | March 22, 2005 | I hope I die before I get old... | March 14, 2005 | Nuke Mississippi! | March 13, 2005 | She said she'd never forgive me... | March 11, 2005 | She doesn't know | March 02, 2005 | Backstory and bullshit | March 01, 2005 | The story begins again | January 13, 2005 | Remembrance | December 20, 2004 | Chapter 272, In Which I Become "One Of Those Guys" | December 09, 2004 | Getting off track | December 03, 2004 | I miss | November 30, 2004 | Talking about Malcolm | November 30, 2004 | Or not | November 26, 2004 | The end. | November 22, 2004 | Not Richie and Potsie | November 19, 2004 | I need more than four cents and a Tootsie Roll | November 17, 2004 | Sailing | November 16, 2004 | Purple rain | November 15, 2004 | "Come on, take a walk with me baby, tell me who do you hate?" | November 12, 2004 | Dressing up for Home Depot | November 09, 2004 | A followup to yesterday, and social news | November 08, 2004 | Cows Ate My Marigolds | November 05, 2004 | Jesocracy (or, "in which I invent a new word") | November 05, 2004 | Some predictions | November 03, 2004 | 20 years later | November 01, 2004 | I have learned something again | October 30, 2004 | Many pains | October 28, 2004 | Chewy on the outside, with a liquid center | October 26, 2004 | iPod as oracle | October 25, 2004 | "She gave me a pen." | October 23, 2004 | Removal | October 22, 2004 | Sort of like my own private flu vaccine, and you can't have any | October 21, 2004 | What're ya eating, boy? | October 20, 2004 | Voicemail | October 18, 2004 | Phasers | October 15, 2004 | Three points makes a vector | October 14, 2004 | "Not the hoooooooooooook...!" | October 13, 2004 | Total destruction | October 12, 2004 | Just flaming | October 07, 2004 | Free advice for online dating | October 04, 2004 | Fuck | October 04, 2004 | Still abundantly clueless | October 03, 2004 | Women: a public service announcement | September 29, 2004 | Oh, to work | September 22, 2004 | You can probably figure it out | September 20, 2004 | Pain in the ass | September 18, 2004 | The world is good | September 17, 2004 | This is no social crisis | September 17, 2004 | She knows I can, too. | September 11, 2004 | We give thanks | September 10, 2004 | Just off the top of my head... sixteen | September 07, 2004 | Things that count, and things that are counted | September 02, 2004 | Don't forget the pills | September 02, 2004 | Puzzlement | August 23, 2004 | Dating advice, whether you want it or not | August 18, 2004 | I guess I can understand... | August 12, 2004 | Stamp him out | August 10, 2004 | No commentary | August 06, 2004 | Grind | August 02, 2004 | The light goes on | July 29, 2004 | Damn lot of people writing these things | July 28, 2004 | Cate Edwards is hot. Vote for her dad. | July 27, 2004 | Bad dreams | July 21, 2004 | One more thing about the trip | July 19, 2004 | Paaaaaaaahp | July 15, 2004 | I was wrong, OK? | July 14, 2004 | One year | July 12, 2004 | I've seen it | July 07, 2004 | High Infidelity | July 06, 2004 | Sick of Bush already? | July 02, 2004 | The Fantasticks still makes me sad. | July 01, 2004 | Really responsible | June 29, 2004 | Free food and helicopters | June 28, 2004 | Fuck this | June 28, 2004 | Still have that twinge once in a while | June 25, 2004 | Firing them bozos | June 23, 2004 | I've been away | June 19, 2004 | Connected and impressed | June 15, 2004 | Mists | June 13, 2004 | The apology post (not) | June 09, 2004 | Techie stuff: NetFront 3.1 for Sony Clie UX series | June 08, 2004 | More background information | June 03, 2004 | Is it withdrawal? | June 02, 2004 | People wonder | June 01, 2004 | The melancholy path | May 28, 2004 | I have seen it | May 27, 2004 | Sickening, isn't it? | May 24, 2004 | Moving on | May 24, 2004 | Sick adas | May 19, 2004 | Dates | May 18, 2004 | I lost him | May 13, 2004 | I've been sick | May 10, 2004 | Reconnection | May 07, 2004 | Mono or stereo? Or surround? | May 06, 2004 | Sex addiction | May 05, 2004 | The inaudible signal | May 04, 2004 | The beat goes awnnnn... | May. 03, 2004 | My Diaryland Trading Card | May 02, 2004 | My house: don't fuck with it! | April 30, 2004 | Celebrating us-ness and brain cleavage | April 28, 2004 | Donna was right, again... | April 22, 2004 | Typing with one hand | April 21, 2004 | Good old outrageous sex(tm) | April 20, 2004 | Kaboom! | April 19, 2004 | ...in which bowling balls float | April 18, 2004 | Benjamin Pantier | April 14, 2004 | We... are the mushrooms, my friend... | April 12, 2004 | ...and so it begins | April 11, 2004 | Breathing is good | April 09, 2004 | 17 | April 06, 2004 | Am I too fat? | April 05, 2004 | Lawyers | April 05, 2004 | More options | April 02, 2004 | Yes, I have a heart | April 01, 2004 | I know why | March 31, 2004 | Ah, temptation... | March 30, 2004 | If my dog were green | March 29, 2004 | Cats and kittens | March 26, 2004 | Plan B -- don't leave home without it | March 26, 2004 | Surrounded | March 25, 2004 | Pathetic | March 24, 2004 | Hopes up again | March 21, 2004 | Crock of shit for brains | March 16, 2004 | Way too easy | March 15, 2004 | I was wrong | March 14, 2004 | Smoked ham | March 12, 2004 | Fuckin' alterna-chicks | March 11, 2004 | No schlock-song memory | March 07, 2004 | Nuthin' no mo' | March 04, 2004 | Not the sleep | March 02, 2004 | Born to love volcanoes | February 26, 2004 | Nylon and shitstorms | February 25, 2004 | Remember this | February 22, 2004 | Not going overboard | February 21, 2004 | No matter how much crap | February 19, 2004 | Adding the porches | February 18, 2004 | What to do? | February 16, 2004 | ...or maybe not | February 12, 2004 | Old sweaters | February 09, 2004 | Old news and new news | February 09, 2004 | Apple loses one | February 09, 2004 | Out there | February 08, 2004 | Strange VD | February 07, 2004 | Convenience | February 05, 2004 | A new survey for you... | February 05, 2004 | Mystery injuries | February 04, 2004 | Stay back | January 19, 2004 | Vomit! It makes your teacher scream...* | January 15, 2004 | I invent a new word | January 13, 2004 | I lost a day somewhere | January 12, 2004 | Always curious | January 09, 2004 | Overclocking your prostate | January 08, 2004 | Teachers of Chinese bitches: PLEASE READ | January 08, 2004 | It's not that much to ask | January 06, 2004 | Tartiness wins again | January 01, 2004 | New Year's Sex and Segways |
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